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Glorious, isn't it? I tried to photoshop some Power of God behind those slices, but I couldn't get it right. So I added some eggs.
You get to choose between our regular bacon slice, our new Bacon Bits slice (pictured), or 2 oz sample bars of Bacon soap ($2.50 each). Awesome, right?
Now, we know what you're thinking. "Where would I put Bacon soap so that you can enjoy it all day?"
Lucky for you, not only are we soap makers... we're bacon lovers, too. We have some answers.
Put it in your bathroom. It'll smell like bacon in no time. Odds are, you won't want to leave.
Put it next to your bed. You'll have dreams of heavenly fields of bacon, fed to you by really hot women... or men. Or men and women. Or pigs.
Put it in your kitchen, and you'll constantly want to add bacon to all of your favorite recipes.
Send it to a friend as a gift. This friend could be a vegan, a vegetarian, a fruitarian... maybe someone with no teeth... anyone who might not understand why YOU love bacon so much... because of religious or dietary reasons... this is your chance to school them. Don't try to convert them, though... that would be wrong*.
Soapier is proud to respect the religious and dietary reasons of those with us on this tiny planet... we're also proud to be able to spread the love of such a fantastic meat product, without including any of said meat product.
We get sad when we see people who can't enjoy one of our most yummy foods.
6 ozs of high quality vegetable glycerin soap. No pigs were hurt in the making of this soap. Our products are not tested on animals. We're firm haters of animal cruelty and long for the day when animals start testing their own products out on these bad people.
* A Free bar of Bacon soap comes with every conversion. We need a 27b/6, signed in triplicate, accompanying every conversion entry.
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